Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Train (wreck) of Thought

As my eye wandered across my drink at dinner today, a thought entered my mind: What does the chemist order at the soda shop? A qualitative shake?

This led to the following pondering: Why would a chemist be a good disciplinarian? It's because he works with solutions and suspensions.

Finally, what is the chemist's chief source of income? Bonds.
Posted by at 4:45 PM

2 comments:

  1. Wow! These puns are great! I like puns a lot too. a/s/l?

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  2. Thank you. My puns don't usually elicit such a positive response.

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